Mar 15,2022 04:24 pm
beach and frozen cocktail sold separately I was supposed to go grocery shopping and pay my electric bill today, but we just dropped 7 BRAND NEW SOLID SWIM TRUNKS. These bad boys come in all different...
Mar 13,2022 04:12 pm
Because how else will you subtly show off your leg gainz in the gym? I see you doin’ leg day, but how will these nice gym goers see the fruits of your labor? Allow me to introduce to you our SHORTES...
Mar 12,2022 05:20 pm
Long Weekends Everything and there's limited quantities left so HOP TO IT. You know those promo fliers you sometimes get in your mailbox, well I'm leaving one in your E mailbox (get it?). We have awes...
Mar 11,2022 05:16 pm
HAS ARRIVED Like a 15th century explorer, you’re about to discover a whole new world. Except that world is the casual shorts you know and love, but in 5 newcolors and 3 different inseams. BUT ALAS, ...
Mar 09,2022 05:17 pm
PERFORMANCE POLOS Everything and there's limited quantities left so HOP TO IT. ALARM NOISE We r estocked our performance polos and released some brand new patterns that are pretty awesome.Make sure yo...
Mar 08,2022 05:14 pm
BOOMSHAKALAKA The three most magical words on earth just got together to form the greatest sentence known to man NEW SWIM PRINTS. Yep, we made a bunch of new swim trunks, and we’re 10,000% sure you...
Mar 06,2022 02:05 pm
GET THE LAKE SHORTS WHILE YOU CAN It’s been over a year since we’ve had our Lake Shorts in stock. Y’all absolutely love these, you crush them as soon as we get em in stock. So here’s your chan...
Mar 04,2022 05:14 pm
Yes, I'd like to buy an "O" My boss said I have to talk about our BRAND NEW LOUNGE SHORTS we’re releasing. Apparently they’ll be in never before seen styles and we’re restocking our other styles...
Mar 02,2022 05:11 pm
In Over 10 Brand New Styles Scientists have recently discovered a new species of zebra . They say it was so beautiful you could cry and, crazy enough, HE WAS WEARING OUR NEW LINED SWIM TRUNKS. Apparen...
Mar 01,2022 02:03 pm
Okay okay think about the best day ever. Now just imagine, how much better it’d be if you were in a soft, button up shirt eating a gyro. Well, we don’t have gyros (I wish we did), but we do have N...