Apr 09,2021 01:11 pm
sorry, kinda a fishy email A list of things that make for having a wonderful weekend: Inviting yourself out on your friend's new boat. Drinking fresh pina coladas while listening to Jimmy Buffet. Gett...
Apr 08,2021 01:08 pm
LETTING YOU KNOW WE JUST RESTOCKED ALL OF OUR CASUAL SHORTS COMING TO A DRESSER NEAR YOU (preferably yours)... THE MEGA CASUAL SHORT RESTOCK IS HERE. Man, I feel like a movie announcer. Now, you can g...
Apr 07,2021 01:08 pm
will get you out of any situation water or land As a shorts collector, sometimes you have to wade through a bunch of fakes in order to find the real deal. Good news for me though, we just added 2 NEW ...
Apr 06,2021 04:19 pm
step 2: buy chubbies shorts Ya’ll, I’m telling you now that if you buy a pair of our CASUAL SHORTS, you get a free lollipop in your package. Hold on, I’m the sucker, because I just got a slack m...
Apr 05,2021 01:01 pm
NEW LOUNGE HAS ARRIVED Our BRAND NEW LOUNGE SHORTS are dangerously comfortable y’all. I mean it. I threw them on and then proceeded to take a 4 hour nap. Like, I missed a doctor’s appointment beca...
Apr 04,2021 04:06 pm
Flex Look, we've been doing this for 10 years now. We've literally perfected the COMPRESSION LINED SPORT SHORTS. Time for our competitors to face the sweet sweet music you could krump to. We're the fr...
Apr 03,2021 01:06 pm
WE'VE GOT SWIM TRUNKS Is there a direct correlation between the rising temperatures and my fashion sense getting distinctly better? Oh yeah. Winter me is not my true self. With over 30 SWIM TRUNK STYL...
Mar 26,2021 04:13 pm
it said, "nice shorts" It’s ’97. You’re posted with a bowl of fruity pebbles, a new episode Legends Of The Hidden Temple is on. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? I’ll tell you what, some dope ass shorts w...
Mar 24,2021 01:14 pm
stretch it. wear it. I became a bit of a yard game aficionado during 2020, and I’m not saying the fact that I exclusively wore our Performance Polos when I crushed my roommate at croquet had anythin...
Mar 21,2021 04:13 pm
AND WE DID JUST THAT What up Chubbies fiends. Just your friendly local email writer popping in your inbox super un casually, because I’ve got big big BIG news. WE JUST DROPPED 4 BRAND NEW LINED SWIM...