| Hey there, I think we can both agree that a sale is like sex and kittens—if you don’t like them, you must be a commie. That’s why you need to make sure that timer doesn’t hit zero before you’ve taken advantage of our big Labor Day sale. Because then, it’ll be too late—the discounts will be, well, you know... *slashes throat with finger* So click here to shop now and save up to 30%: ⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/ And no, we won’t be extending the sale, faking that our servers crashed, or offering procrastinators another bite at the apple. This is really it, padre. So don’t dilly-dally, shilly-shally, or . . . be a silly-Sally? ⇒ Click here to claim your discount now Do it. IT IS YOUR DESTINY. Mike P.S. If you’ve been on the fence because of price or otherwise, here’s the perfect chance to save money and see if Legion lives up to the hype. Not only that, you’re also protected by our "No Return Necessary" money-back guarantee that works like this: If you don’t absolutely love our stuff for whatever reason, just let us know, and we’ll give you a full refund on the spot. No forms or returns necessary. That means you can say “yes” now and decide later. You really have nothing to lose. Here’s that link again: ⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/ P.P.S. Three pro-tips for maximum savings: 1. If you want some Whey+, pick up a 78-serving tub or two instead of the 30-serving tubs, and you’ll save even more. 2. Sign up for our rewards program and you’ll instantly get 3% cash back on your entire order to apply toward your next purchase (you’ll save an additional 3%). 3. Use our pay-over-time options Sezzle, Paypal Pay in 4, or Klarna to stock up bigly and pay later, in four equal and interest-free installments over six weeks (and with no impact to your credit). There’s no catch, so, uh, yeah, that’s it, really—you shop in our store and save up to 30%, choose Sezzle, Paypal Pay in 4, or Klarna at checkout, and your order is shipped and you pay over time. | 
